View Larger Oh the irony. Check out this dude sitting in front of the city lights, sporting his hipster glasses….Hey! wait….that guy has a VNecks are for Girls vneck shirt on. Never mind, this guy is awesome. You should get yours today, HERE…(shirts not hipster glasses)
—Dartamus
If VNecks are for Girls, then tank tops would be for 7year old boys.
Adult men should not wear tank tops.
—Dartamus
Hypothesis: VNeck tee shirts have girlified the regular tee shirt.
Exhibit A: A girl in a tee shirt.
Exhibit B: Dude with hammer in a tee shirt.
Exhibit C: Guy with a VNeck in a tee shirt…we’ll talk about his hair later.
Conclusion: VNecks are to blame for putting girly sleeves on dudes shirts. Trust me guys, your biceps aren’t as big as you think they are.
Give me my sleeves back.
—Dartamus
View Larger Hello Mr. Obvious.
Mr. Obvious, you are oblivious to the funk I’m about to bring on you.
—Dartamus
