October 2011
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September 2010
1 post
August 2010
5 posts
July 2010
5 posts
June 2010
2 posts
A Great Cause
I work at a pretty hip place and get to see a ton of different fashion statements. I get to see everything from the high school dude wearing his sisters jeans, to the grandpa wearing his overalls from the 1940’s. From people trying to bring back the 80’s and people who have never let it go. Truth is, I get to see everything fashionable, and it doesn’t bother me…well, most of it. My wife...
May 2010
4 posts
The trifecta
If you happen to see a dude wearing a V-Neck shirt with Dangly Necklace and sporting a Cardigan all at the same time, can you please tell him that his manhood is looking for him. Here’s an equation that will help you remember:
V-Neck + Dangly Necklace + Cardigan = Trifecta
—Dartamus
March 2010
2 posts
3 tags
V-Neck test.
I needed some new undershirts as mine have seen better days. So I made the trek to my local Wal-Mart and picked some up. I decided to take the leap and test some of my own medicine. That’s right, I bought some v-neck undershirts. Just to be clear, they are undershirts, never to be seen.
I tried one on. I immediately felt like a girl. I’ve got to return these soon, and pick up some...
February 2010
4 posts
Graphics, Logos & Such
Today I got asked, “Dartamus, if v-necks are for girls, what are for guys?”
My answer? “Not v-necks”
We are working on some shirt and logo designs, so don’t worry, you’ll be able to get your VNAFG apperal soon. We are also accepting rad designs so let us know if you have skills by emailing us at vnecksareforgirls@me.com
—Dartamus
The real reason
Some have asked me, “Dartamus, why are you so anti-guys wearing v-necks, they aren’t so bad?” And to be completely honest, it’s man nipples. I don’t like man nipples. And with the advance of shirts from crew neck to slight v-neck, to deep plundging v-necks, I’m just scared that soon not only will we be seeing unsightly chest hair, but full on man-nip-slip. I...
4 tags
A real dude.
I’m a real dude. My wife tells me that I know nothing about fashion. And she’s right, mostly. I’m not sure what color chartruse is, or what an A frame dress is, and I’m ok with that. There are a couple of things that I know for sure. 1. I don’t want to see hairy dude cleavage. 2. Skinny jeans look hot on my wife, not on my brother. So, what I’m doing is...